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by
Stacie Spielman
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When Stephanie
Baxter goes for a late night job interview with an eccentric doctor
in the homeless district of L.A., she feels as if she's stepped into
the pages of an Australian version of Alice in Wonderland:
Crocodile teeth,
aborigine spears, a kangaroo wall hanging with a clock in its pouch,
a homeless Irish receptionist with a Cockney accent, and an
Australian doctor who could be the son of Crocodile Dundee... At any
moment, Stephanie feels as if an Aborigine queen of hearts might
appear and shout "Off with her head!"
She is about to
leave without filling out the application when the doctor's voice
stops her short in her tracks. "Don't let her leave, Murphy! If she
tries to leave, sit on her!"
It's an unlikely
match that will tickle your funny bone and leave you smiling long
after you've read the final page.
The price is $5.00
Words to background song Waltzing Matilda:
Once a jolly swagman sat beside the billabong,
Under the shade of a coolibah tree,
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Down came a jumbuck to drink beside the billabong
Up jumped the swagman and seized him with glee
And he sang as he tucked jumbuck in his tuckerbag
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Down came the stockman, riding on his thoroughbred,
Down came the troopers, one, two, three.
"Where's the jolly jumbuck you've got in your tuckerbag?
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
Waltzing matilda, waltzing matilda
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me
And he sang as he sat and waited by the billabong
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
Up jumped the swagman and plunged into the billabong,
"You'll never catch me alive," cried he
And his ghost may be heard as you ride beside the billabong,
You'll come a waltzing matilda with me.
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